Peace Mohammed Tadeeb
I hope you do not mind my posts . I find your humour funny since I have failed to grasp what it mean in reality.
This is why I am adding some more humour to this thread.
I find the subject of prophets and what they did was a duty fulfilled and do not expect any rewards or praise from us. GOD rewards ,not us.
In fact there is nothing wrong in treating them as humans like us trying their best to do a difficult task and at the same time making mistakes and living like all of us humans do. THEY WERE CHOSEN BY GOD FOR A SPECIAL TASK , WEREHUMBLE AND DO NOT EXPECT OR AGREE WITH IDOLISATIONS.
Like us, they enjoy these funny stories :
Who was the most high-tech prophet?
Moses.
He used a tablet.
The car of a woman stops at midnight
A man come to help her. He start fixing the car.
He started praying and asked the woman to try and start the car.
"Jesus, make this car start."
"Saint Mary, make this car start."
" St. Peter, make this car start." said the man.
"You must be a very religious Christian man." said the lady.
"No, I am a Muslim " said the man, " I can't disturb our prophet in the middle of the night!"
A devout Muslim entered a cab in London
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door. The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, so get off and wait for a camel!"
GOD bless you.
Peace.
