Brother Mahdi.
I would like to close our amicable conversation with a "HOUMOUROUS FALLACY":
?I?d like to start with the chimney jokes ? I?ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.?
As a scarecrow, people say I?m outstanding in my field. But hay ? it?s in my jeans.
?The best time to add insult to injury is when you?re signing somebody?s cast.? ?
?I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper ? dicing with death.? ?
?I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn?t find any.? ?
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
?I saw this bloke chatting-up a cheetah. I thought: ?He?s trying to pull a fast one.'? ?
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
?Exit signs? They?re on the way out!? ?
There?s no ?I? in Denial.
A man tells his doctor, ?Help me. I?m addicted to Twitter!? The doctor replies, ?Sorry, I?m not following you.
? Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
Hope you enjoed our conversation as much as I did.
Sorry brother for all the off topics from me in your threads!
It s now goodbye from us folks in this thread-From me anyway-.Hope you enjoyed the show!!!
GOD bless you.
Peace.
