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Re: 56 and possibly alone till I die!
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2019, 11:35:10 AM »
Thank you sister.
Keep strong.
Oh before I go,  some light-hearted jokes and sarcastic quotes!!!:

I’ve decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.

Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.

I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…I lost my case.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it’s fully groan.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A waist of time.

Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for 67 years.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark hives.

- Hi there, I’m human. What are you?

- If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something bad. If you see me laughing, it’s because I already have.

-  I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.

- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Me being silly, Sorry.
GOD bless you.

38:65″ Say:? I warn you; There is no other god beside GOD, the One, the Supreme.?


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Re: 56 and possibly alone till I die!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2019, 03:06:09 AM »