Wakas,
Read some of the collected so called "fabricated" hadiths. What Mr Bukhari and his friends did was just throw away the hadiths that seem extremely stupid or had the chance to create problem in what they were trying to market. Even a 4 year old can do this without the need for science of gossips. That said the fabricated hadiths are not as funny as the ones found in their sahih books.
Enjoy the list
These are all declared as false/weak
Collection of stupid hadiths:
Prayer should be repeated from blood the size of a dirham
Whoever narrates/says something, and sneezes at it (whilst saying it), then
[know that] it is true
When one of you dies, and you have buried him, then let one of you stand by
his head and tell him: Oh, Fulan son of Fulana! (i.e. call him by his name and his
mother's name) And he will listen [to what you say]. Then say [to him]: Oh, Fulan
son of Fulana! And he will sit up? remember what you left this Dunia (world) with:
the testimony that there is not God, but Allah one and only ? etc.
The Black Stone is Allah's right hand on earth with which He shakes the
hands of His slaves
I am the Son of the two Slaughtered Ones
Ablution should be repeated from the flowing Ru?aaf (blood out of nose)
Everything has a bride, and the bride of the Quran is Surah Al Rahman
Do not let water be the last of your meal
Abd Ar-Rahman Ibn `Awf enters Paradise crawling
Hadiths which went against the blind faith they were promoting
He who is boldest from you in giving religious verdicts (fatwas), will be the
boldest in proceeding to the Fire)
One Hour of Contemplation is better than Sixty years of Worship
Seek knowledge even if in China (i.e. even as far away as China)
The believer is courteous, clever and alert
Seeking Halal (the lawful) is a form of Jihad, and Allah loves the believer
who is professional (adopts a profession)
Fear the intuition of a believer as he sees with the Light of Allah
Abu Bakr excelled/surpassed men not by much fasting or prayer, but by
something which deeply has embedded itself in his heart (by something which rested
in his bosom
The Penitent (the one who repents) is beloved unto God
The generous man is near Allah, near paradise, near men and far from hell,
but the miserly man is far from Allah, far from paradise, far from men and near
hell. Indeed, an ignorant man who is generous is dearer to Allah than a worshipper
who is miserly
Allah -all Mighty- said: whoso hath not been pleased with My decree and
hath not been patient under the ill I assign him, then let him seek another Lord than
Me
The master (leader) of the people (nation) is the one who serves them
As you are, so will be your leaders
Truly, hearts rust just as iron rusts, and their polishing is Istighfar (seeking
forgiveness
Wisdom is the lost property of every Wise (Hakeem). Wherever he finds it,
he is more deserving to it)
Do not talk much without remembering Allah, for indeed, too much talk
without the remembrance of Allah hardens the heart. And indeed the people who
are farthest away from Allah are the ones who have hardened hearts
Almighty Allah states: I am Allah. Besides Me there is no being to be
worshipped. I am the Master of the king and the King of all kings. The hearts of
kings are in My Hands. When people obey My Commands, I position Mercy and
tolerance in the hearts of kings. When they disobey Me and become rebellious, their
hearts are returned towards evil and oppression. People should not, therefore,
waste their time insulting kings?
Musa once wondered: Does Allah ?all Mighty- sleep? So Allah sent to him an
Angel, who kept Musa awake for three, and then gave Musa two bottles [to hold]
one in each hand ? after that Musa slept and the two bottles fell from his hands
and broke. He said: Allah has given him an example, that if Allah slept then the
heavens and the earth would not have been upheld)
without the remembrance of Allah hardens the heart. And indeed the people who
are farthest away from Allah are the ones who have hardened hearts
