The jinn have had control of my bodily movements for nearly a year. Even now I type these messages only unwillingly. If you can believe it, AMA.
One rule: don’t ask, “why” because clearly I want to misguide you!
To clarify: you will indeed be communicating with quite an evil jinni, if you believe me. If you don’t and dismiss me as psychotic, please continue with what you were doing!