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LoteTree:
Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
only one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti:Vandalism painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Andya Primanda:
Something I read off someone's T-shirt recently
Comparative Religions
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't do enough work
Evangelism: Shit Happens! Call Now!
Judaism: Why do shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Buddhism: Shit doesn't actually happen.
Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens
Agnosticism: I don't believe it's shit that happens.
Too bad it doesn't have the Islam version of shit happens.
natu:
"Islam" version for you...
Shit happens becuase the prophet (loads and loads of peace be upon him)told the postman who told his wife who told the her grandma who told was sat at the dinner table with Spiderman who told Ren and Stimpy... that it is there to be cleaned off with an odd number of stones.
Andya Primanda:
--- Quote from: "Natu" ---"Islam" version for you...
Shit happens becuase the prophet (loads and loads of peace be upon him)told the postman who told his wife who told the her grandma who told was sat at the dinner table with Spiderman who told Ren and Stimpy... that it is there to be cleaned off with an odd number of stones.
--- End quote ---
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Natu you just made me spill my tea!
natu:
:wink:
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