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JLM:

--- Quote from: Student of Allah on October 11, 2011, 11:15:05 AM ---Salam,


Christian : Do you know what happened to some of the beloved family members of your beloved prophet muhammad ?

Muslim: Yes, they got killed.

Christian: Why ? Did not your prophet pray to God to protect his beloved family ?

Muslim: Ofcourse he did.

Christian: If he was a prophet why didnt god listen to his prayer ?

Muslim: Because, God was crying......

Christian: Thats blasphemy, are you kidding me ?

Muslim: No my friend, God was crying and saying "How can I protect your family when I could not protect my own son"

PEACE
--------------- Student of Allah

--- End quote ---

That's actually pretty deep.

Alex.M:
Anyone here a fan of Supernatural?  ::)

Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I'm an awesome brother. So what did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.

Missouri to Dean: Boy, you put your foot on ma table, I'mma whack you with a spoon!

Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Artiquette, Jennifer Love Hewit, or you?

Dean to the scarecrow: Dude, you fugly.

Dean: I hope your apple pie's freakin' worth it!

Dean, mocking Sam's earnestness: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Sam: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!

Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.

Sam to Dean: What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? . . . Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick.

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

Sam: Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah, blah blah blah ... blah blah blah blah . . . blaaah.

Sam: You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.

Sam: I lost my shoe. *Puppy eyes*

Dean: I'm Batman.

Dean: I'm gonna go stop the big bad wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.

Dean: Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

Dean (about Bela): Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public.

Dean: You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!

Henrikson: I shot the sheriff.
Dean: . . . But you didn't shoot the deputy.

Dean: Sammy, wherever you are, mom is a babe. I'm going to hell . . . again.

Dean: You know, I'm starting to think chuckled has a better sense of humor than you do.
Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

Dean to Castiel: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.

Dean: You alright?
Sam (on drugs): No, I - I'm . . . awesome.
Dean: They gave you something?
Sam: Oh ya, ya, they gave me . . . everything! I-it's spectacu . . . lacular.

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